Very Contagious to Adult Males

Symptoms: Continual complaint as to need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has a blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and kids. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tackle catalogues. Hangs out in Sporting Goods Store longer than usual. Secret night phone calls to fishing pals. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone.

NO KNOWN CURE

Treatment: Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. Victim should go fishing as often as possible.